Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Really great dirty jokes.
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A bloke walks into an extremely posh restaurant, sits down and waives the waiter over. The waiter is naturally a bit taken aback and replies "Excuse me, sir, would you refrain from using that kind of language in here, I will get the manager as soon as I can. The manager comes over and the bloke says "Are you the chicken fucking manager of this bastarding joint? The manager tentatively takes the bloke over to the piano and begs him not to speak into the microphone.
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